- There is no feeding after which a good spit up will not do.
- Making parents think you are done spitting up in order to have them drop the burp rag protection is a good way to get them in on the dirtying clothes action.
- Peeing in your own face is more fun than you might think.
- There is no setting in which a good fart will not do.
- Falling asleep while nursing in order to make parents think you are done eating and then waking up 10 minutes later ready to eat some more is a fun trick to play on sleep-deprived mothers.
- Bottle then breast; never the other way around!
Listening to: Yeasayer - Sunrise